3:34am. Crack of thunder. What is this?! Another wave of death trying to come and get me?! Seriously!!! Flip on the TV. No weather. Alright. Must not be about to die. Roll over.
4:29am. Crack of thunder. SERIOUSLY!!! Flip on the TV. No weather. Alright. Must not be anything. Roll over.
5:16am. Crack of thunder. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!??!?! Flip on the TV. No weather. Alright. Try to get a little more sleep. Roll over
6:30am. Crack of thunder. Fine! I’m up! I’m up! Click on the news. Check out the internet. More is on it’s way, but it looks to be slowly moving south, so if I leave now, maybe I can make it home.
Excellent. Made it out of Iowa without dying……
…..even if I did cross the Mississippi River a couple times before figuring out the interchange. Sign makers: fix this area.
Ok, seriously? This is getting ridiculous.
I am in the eye of the storm, aren’t I?
HOPE! There is still light in the world!!
And I made it out of Illinois without dying……
And finally it no longer looks like death is hovering around me. Overcast. This I can handle.
I enjoy how I set out to make it home in two days. Then I decided to go to Vegas. But I was only going to stay in Vegas one day. But then I decided to stay for a second day. So, we were up to four days of getting myself home. And then the tornadoes hit. Ok, fine. Five days. Reminiscent of when I was planning on taking five days to get myself to Phoenix and ended stretching it out to seven….